Terribly Tristan (Bad Boyfriends, Inc Book 3) by Lisa Henry & Sarah Honey

Author:Lisa Henry & Sarah Honey [Henry, Lisa & Honey, Sarah]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2024-08-26T00:00:00+00:00

Chapter Eleven

Tristan didn’t see Leo for the rest of the week because Leo was working, and he was surprised by how much he missed him. They texted, of course, and Tristan sent him dick pics just because he could, but it wasn’t the same as seeing him in person. Still, sending Leo dick pics was fun, because Tristan got to watch those three little dots that told him Leo was typing appear and disappear for upwards of half an hour before he finally got a response, which was usually something like “Thank you” or “I’m in a meeting right now” and one memorable time, “Is this fanart of Shrek? Because yours isn’t green.”

In the meantime, Tristan had uni, which kept him busy, and hanging out with Wei and Orlando at Pleasure Party, which kept him even busier, because there was nothing more time consuming than unloading a box of dildoes and giving every one of them a name and a backstory. Tristan didn’t actually work at Pleasure Party, but he’d spent long enough hanging around there that he was an unofficial member of staff, like those middle-aged ladies who volunteered at the zoo. He was sort of a docent for dicks.

“Orlando, have you ever thought about being a Bad Boyfriend?” he asked on Friday afternoon as they restacked a shelf.

“I am a fucking incredible boyfriend,” Orlando said, and puffed out his chest. “Look at me! I’m gorgeous!”

“There’s more to being an incredible boyfriend than pecs,” Wei said.

“I also have an amazing dick.”

Tristan and Wei exchanged a glance, and both shrugged. Yeah, it was true. They’d both been there.

“Are you thinking of expanding the business?” Wei asked.

“Thinking of passing it on, more like,” Tristan said. “I mean, it’s a lot of fun, but I’m graduating at the end of the year, and I’d have to quit then, anyway.”

“And you have a boyfriend now?”

“Yeah.” Tristan smiled. “I have a boyfriend now.” He really liked the way that sounded. “I’d like to take him out sometimes, but it’s hard when most of my weekends are Bad Boyfriend dates.”

“Aw, look at you. You’ve turned into a real boy.” Wei almost hit him in the head with an anal hook. “Oops, sorry.”

“I don’t want your silly Bad Boyfriend business,” Orlando said.

“Okay,” Tristan said. “I’ll have to find someone else who wants to earn up to eight hundred dollars a week. Tax free.”

Orlando dropped a box of dildoes. “How much?”

“Some weeks it’s a grand, if I squeeze in a lunch date and insult the grandparents.”

Wei blinked up at him. “You do not make that much money!”

“Yeah, I do.”

Wei put her hands on her hips. “I want in. For all the straight boys and lesbians. I want to be a Bad Girlfriend.”

“No, he asked me first!” Orlando bitched.

“There’s no reason you can’t both do it,” Tristan said. “This could be a franchise opportunity.”

“You can’t franchise a cash-in-hand scam.”

“It’s not a scam! And it’s…an example of grassroots economy. Supply and demand, meeting the market and all that. It’s pretty much a community service.

Download

Copyright Disclaimer:
This site does not store any files on its server. We only index and link to content provided by other sites. Please contact the content providers to delete copyright contents if any and email us, we'll remove relevant links or contents immediately.